the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife



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official-sciencesideoftumbler:

alejo-alejo:

merisea:

How Beauty Procedures Looked In The 1930s-40s [x]

This is scary

The apple face thing tho



helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

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phanscuddles:

anikin15:

Dan even closed his eyes…. How cute is that

He wanted that kiss…



fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel


otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

image



derpycats:

My little derp queen, Shelly! This is one of my favorite pictures of her, I think it captures her personality well. WHRRRR!

derpycats:

My little derp queen, Shelly! This is one of my favorite pictures of her, I think it captures her personality well. WHRRRR!





tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom





snorlaxatives:

*phones at 1% battery*

*becomes Olympic gymnast and quadruple back handsprings to phone charger*

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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