officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"





ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

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heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

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catazoid:

Lyalya is 99% tail and 1% cat

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shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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asammyg:

My dream pair. A dumb golden retriever and a fat lazy cat.

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thebobblehat:

Those two are going to turn into some anime magical girl forms or something

thebobblehat:

Those two are going to turn into some anime magical girl forms or something

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sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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princessstiel:

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.

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repeals:

*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*

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